Studious Reflections

Maths for the bright
Science for the right
Physics for men
Chemistry for women
Commerce for the commoner

Geography for the young
History for the old
Sanskrit for poets
Arts for the lovers

Homeopathy for the patient
Allopathy for the impatient
Pathology for the dirty
Surgery for the buchers
Aurveda for cheats
Psychology for the freaks

Economics for the miser
Statistics for the averager

Literature for the laureates
Comparative literature for moderns

Computers for the cracked
Electronics for the studious
Electrical for the converters
Instrumentation for the accurate
Mechanical for labourers
Production for the proxies
Chemical for the reactives
Civil for the blighters
Aeronautics for the fliers
Architecture for sexy dames
Pharmacy for last rankers
Textiles for the leftovers

Astrology is for the hoax
Astronomy for the gazers
Palmistry for boy-lovers
Philosophy for the thinkers

Management for crooks
Law for the lawless
Politics for the headless

Engineering for the calculatives
Medicine for the mugpots
GRE for poor beggars
GMAT for rich beggars

Painting for mad clowns
Acting for smart clowns
and
Fashion design is reserved for the gays